Never Be Yours

“Start the day with a new heart”, that’s my motto. Since I ended my relationship with my boyfriend, Zayn, I felt so free, I could go home with my friends anymore, had fun with them, none who could forbid me do what I want. But, sometimes I missed him, many wonderful moments that I’ve shared with him. Although, before I finally decided to end our relationship because he was having an affair. Maybe God would give me a better person than zayn.

Day after day, guy by guy, approached me but none can remove the figure of Zayn my heart, I still couldn’t  get rid of my feeling of love to Zayn. One day, I was watching a movie, a romantic movie, I liked the story of the movie, a main player is Shane West, I like him so bad. He's handsome and cool. I collected his photos from the internet.

A month later, I attended a seminar. I went with my friends. There, I met someone who can thrill my heart. His face looked like Shane West, but it’s my opinion. I couldn’t stop to see him. The feeling only I knew.

After the seminar was over, I came out of the room. Suddenly, the man who looked like shane west came up to me and we were became acquainted. He and I were in a relationship without status. At first I felt strange but my bad feeling lost because of his attitude proves that he loved me.

I always go to seminar with him. Came home from the seminar, he and I always spend the time together. I'd got what I want, I got a wonderful feeling, I could finally forget the figure zayn of my mind and heart. And started a love story with Daniel. Thank you very much for you, Daniel <3

Two days later, On Sunday. At my friend's party, Hanum. I came there with Daniel. There, I introduced Daniel to my friends. When Daniel was looked like unusual, he asked me to leave from the party. I and Daniel went from Hanum's party quickly. In the car, Daniel was still silent. He was like thinking about something. At that moment I didn’t want to disturb his mood.

Tomorrow, On Monday, Hanum called me and took me to the mall. When at mall, Hanum told me something, at which time I was very disappointed, upset, and I didn’t know what to do, my heart was complicated. Hanum told me that Daniel was Rossa's Boy . Rossa was my friend. I and Rossa had followed a same extracullicular test. I couldn’t think anymore when Hanum told me everything. My appetite was gone, my favorite spaghetti, I didn’t eat it well.

I came home with a huge sadness, a fragile heart. I called Daniel but Daniel didn’t answer it.  I cried, I felt like the dumbest woman on the earth. How could I love rossa's boyfriend?

I locked myself in my room, I couldn’t stop crying. My friends came to my house to persuade me to eat, but it’s failed. My room was full of beer bottles. I still couldn’t accept this. I've loved Daniel such as I loved Daniel Zayn. Daniel may just Daniel can remove the feeling love of Zayn ,

I can move on because of you, Daniel, Daniel. One day, Daniel came to my home. He knelt down to apologize to me. I just cried, I could not say a word. Daniel hugged me for of last time. Then he gave a wedding invitation, the wedding invitations of Daniel and Rossa. My heart nonstop pounding. My body was getting weaker when I opened the invitation. the tears ran down my cheeks unstoppable. I could not open my heart for another guy except Daniel. I've been very very very loved you Daniel. You are my fireman of my heart and then you destroy and burn up my heart </3

A Lucky Reporter

An actrees went to outside of a building which is used for the Grammy Awards. She was chased by many reporter while going to her private car.
Reporter : Excuse me miss, How is your relationship with Mr. Bradpitt?
Angelina Jolie : It runs well...
Reporter : What do you think about the rumors told by people?
Angelina Jolie : Just forget it, I'm sorry, I must go now..

Angelina left the reporters and got into the car, while the car leaving the reporters, the manager of Angelina Jolie was trying to call Bradpitt to make this problem clear.
Manager : (tut..tut..) Hello is this Bradpitt?
Bradpitt : Yup, what's up? who's this?
Manager : I'm manager of Angelina Jolie. Did you hear about the rumors? well, Angelina Jolie is now charged by a hundred of reporters.
Bradpitt : What? What the?! What kind of rumors?
Manager : What's happened between you and a magazine model? Based on rumors, you two took some shots together. And now, the pictures are spreading over the public. And you know what?it becomes a hot news! Be a proffesional kid!
Bradpitt : Hey man, your tone really makes me mad. Easy man! that is just my friend.
Manager : Well, i hope that you are true. Thank you. And don't forget . Be a proffesional (close the phone)
Bradpitt : Bloody hell!

And so the manager declared a restaurant to fill the stomaches. There was a reporter who always disturbs Angelina activity.
Reporter : Excuse me , do you still have a relationship with Bradpitt?
Angelina Jolie : Well, I'm really annoyed with these rumors. So, these are just about the gossips, right?
Reporter : Wait wait! take a look, we have the evidences. (show some pictures of Bradpitt with a model)
Angelina Jolie : (Taking a look photos) what is this? I can't believe what's going on. (some tears coming out)
Reporter : Are you Ok miss?
Angelina Jolie : Sorry.. (getting away from there)

In the car. Angelina Jolie didn't talk for a word. Suddenly, she thought about the reporters. She felt that she had somekind of different feeling to the reporter who is at the restaurant.
Manager : Well, you must to meet Bradpitt to clear this problem out..
Angelina Jolie : Okay..

Angelina Jolie and Bradpitt having dinner.
Bradpitt : Well, how can I say it, actually that rumors are true.
Angelina Jolie : What? what the hell! It's not funny. So, we end our relationship now!

Went to the home with her car, She was crying. And after a few days, She was confused, Because she couldn't stop to think about the reporter who had been at the restaurant a couple days before. Then at the night, She went to the restaurant to get some food. And the same reporter was there too.
Angelina Jolie : (Looking at reporter)
Reporter : Well, Miss. I'm sorry about a few days ago
Angelina Jolie : Well, It's okay. Let's eat together
Reporter : Thank you

After having meal
Reporter :Well, Miss, Did you remember? you were crying when i showed those photos off to you
Angelina Jolie :Well,well,forget it. I was so ashamed.
Reporter : Okay. I'm sorry..
Angelina Jolie : Well, that's a real embarrassment.
Reporter : ( Laughing) so how is your relationship with Mr.Bradpitt how?
Angelina Jolie : Your question is always annoying for me. But, I think I have a crush on you. Let me be with you from now on. So you can spread the rumors about our gossip.
Reporter : What? is this a dream?
Angelina Jolie : I'm serious.

THE END

WRITTEN BY :

• SHEIVA NURSABRINA
• ALBERT TITO
• DWI ANDITA MAHARANI
• FEBRI PRIBADI SETYO

  

SPOOF ~ laugh much as you like

Where Is It?

“Hey! What’s wrong?” Titus asked Okto because Okto was looking around like to find something in the class, but Okto didn’t answer him. Actually it was almost night, the school had been left by students since 1 hour before except Okto. 

“Why?! So, Is today my unlucky day?” Okto shouted into the tree which is located beside the school gate. So, Okto decided to head home. After that, he tried to calm down by drinking a glass of hot tea at his home, but he couldn’t! Because he couldn’t stop to think about his precious thing lost by himself at the school. Then his brother tried to talk with him, “Hey, what’s wrong bro?” But Okto was incredibly mad and shouted, “It’s NOT your business!” Then his brother shouted him back, “Calm down bro! It’s okay if you have a big fat!” Then Okto left him and went to the outside. He thinked that he had to report this to the police, he thinked that maybe someone stole his precious thing.

At the police office, he came to a police officer to report the problem.

“So, what’s your problem?”

Then Okto explained about all of them.

“Well, first, I went to the school at this morning until 3 pm. But, I was confused because my precious thing was lost! Actually I brought it to school but when the bell has rang, that thing is not everywhere, I tried to find it, But I still couldn’t find it!”

The police officer was starting to write the report and asked him more details. “Ok, what is that precious thing?”

“That is my pencil given by my grandfather, it is very expensive you know!”

After Okto answered the question, the police officer made a flat expression and asked, “So, what the heck is on your left ear?”

Then Okto tried to grab his left ear, “Oh my gosh!! This is my…”

“This is my very bad day for sure.” Finally he found his pencil, I mean his precious thing.

Why? 

Fahrul is an usual guy as a student in a High school. He is a freshman who is transfered from Malaysia. And now is his new term at the second grade of school. He was walking arround the school and he was like to find someone to submit the tasks as a new student given by his senior. He felt like being fooled by his senior, he tried and finally tired to find the senior.

“Excuse me, did you see Ayu the third grade student?” Fahrul tried to find some information to know where his senior is. He asked a girl student to gain information.

“Well, why do you want to find her?” The girl asked back to Fahrul.

With a panic expression, he said, “Well, sorry, I should submit my tasks to her.”

“O... I see, what is she like? Maybe I can help you, because there are more than 1 thousand Ayu in this school.”

“Well,  She wears a glasses, and rather fat, and actually she is rather ugly but has white complection, and the most unique that she has a big mouth!”

“Hey, can you see my nametag?” the girl showed him the nametag on her uniform.

“... Well, I... I’m so... I’m sorry!”

Fahrul found the girl, surely that she is Ayu that he wanted

Expression Dialog

Created by:

·                     Dwi Andita Maharani

·                     Fahrul Husaini

·                     Lu'lu' A'lana

·                     Sheiva Nursabrina

Dwi, Sheiva, Lu'lu' : Assalamualaikum. How are you Ol ?

Ool                          : Waalaikumsalam. Uhhh.. I feel very sore. Thank you for coming over

Sheiva                    : Hmmm, how about your accident ? Tell us the story !

Ool                          : Well, it really shameful, I fell down from my motorcycle by myself.

                                   Maybe because I was driving too fast.

 

Lu'lu'                       : How was the accident ?

Ool                          : Hmm, my arms broken, my head hit a stone and my body is

                                   full with wounds.

Dwi                         : Uh ! That is terrible ! Thank god you are still alive.

Ool                          : Ouch ! It hurts so much, don't touch my arm, you're killing me !

Dwi                         : Ooops, sorry I forget that your arm is broken.

Lu'lu'                       : Sev, you look so beautiful.

Dwi                         : By the way, what's happen to your face?

                                  Many acne on your face.

Sheiva                   : Ough, I don't know what I have to do. It hurts so much.

Ool                         : Mm, have you consult it to a dermatologist ?

Sheiva                   : No, I don't have to go there.

Dwi                         : Ol, by the way, can you go to school tomorrow ?

Ool                          : Of course I can't. Look at y wounds. It still hurts you know.

Dwi                        : But tomorrow we will have chemistry test.

Lu'lu'                      : Yes, tomorrow we will have chemistry test.

                                 It's make me feel stress.

Sheiva                   : We have to go home now.

Lu'lu'                       : Yeah, I want to study for tomorrow.

Sheiva                   : Ol, can I use your toilet before we go ?

Ool                         : Yes, you can. 

 

Sheiva                   : Okay, we'll be leaving now.

Ool                         : Okay, be careful. I hope you didn't end up like me.

                                  See you.

Dwi, Sheiva, Lulu' : See you too. Assalamualaikum.

Ool                         : Waalaikumsalam.

okay, I'll write about Conditional Sentences . look this :)

conditional sentences type 1
→ It is possible and also very likely that the condition will be fulfilled.
Form: if + simple present + simple future

1. if you make me cry again, I will hate you
2. I will bring an umbrella if you ask me
3. if it's your choice, I will accept it
4. I will help my mother, if she gives me the money 
5. I will not eat fish if there is a lot of fried chicken 

 conditional sentences type 2
→ It is possible but very unlikely, that the condition will be fulfilled.
Form: if + simple past + simpe past future

1.  if I wrote about the supernatural, they would be surprise
2. You would be the best if you tried better
3. If it was what you want, i would forget you forever
4. I would miss my father, if my father didn't call me
5. If you didn't work one more time, you would get in trouble

 conditional sentences type 3
 → It is impossible that the condition will be fulfilled because it refers to the past.
Form: if + past perfect + conditional II (would+have+past participle)

1. If I had went to college later on, I would have worn the veil
2. I would have bought a pizza for dea if that boy had could was mine
3. If I had believed myself, I would have been a successful girl
4. The thief would have stolen the goods, if the security had not worked well
5. I would have sung the song for someone if he had loved me
 
 

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Terjemahan Bahasa Indonesia ke Inggris

Flying Bicycle

one day, on a high cliff. there lived an eagle family,where one of them cant flight. The eagle’s son named Oscar. he lived with his three brothers and both parents.

oscar's brothers could fly well,but Oscar couldnt fly well . his brothers avoided Oscar. oscar was very sad and he thought about why his wings could not fly. in the morning, Oscar saw his brothers flight. he said to them, "my brothers, may I go fly with you?" , They replied, "You can not fly, you're better off at home alone, hahaha". Oscar asked them to teach flight, but they declined, they even insulted oscar. oscar ran crying into the house.

Day after day passed, Oscar was still expeled by his brothers. Oscar mama was very sad when she saw his son. Mama took the initiative made ​​it a tool for Oscar namely flying bike . And gave it at oscar’s birthdays. Oscar was now can be flight with his brothers, although they was still hated Oscar.

At Sunday, the father of eagle held a game for his kids . Who can flight as fast as possible towards the big tree beside the island will get a gift from his father. They were very enthusiastic, they soon set up a row start. The father blew the whistle, and they flight like the wind that blows. Oscar rode his bike as fast as possible. It's amazed, the game was won by Oscar and his fly bike. The brothers did not accept the Oscar’s victory, they was very hated Oscar and Oscar intend to damaged the bike so that Oscar can not fly again.

The next afternoon, the brothers invited Oscar to play together. Before they played, the oscar’s brothers had loosen the screws  there on the oscar’s bike . But their plan failed, when Oscar flew over them, suddenly the bike released from the feet of Oscar and fall on them. They fell and Oscar lost his balance. Miracle come, Oscar can flapped his wings, he was very surprised and rushed to help his brothers. Finally, they all survived, brothers Oscar thanked and apologized for all their mistakes all this time

now they had be brothers who got along and always helpful if one of them have difficulties. Papa and mama eagle was very excited to saw their children. And the eagle’s family  lived happily together ever after .  THE END