Never Be Yours

“Start the day with a new heart”, that’s my motto. Since I ended my relationship with my boyfriend, Zayn, I felt so free, I could go home with my friends anymore, had fun with them, none who could forbid me do what I want. But, sometimes I missed him, many wonderful moments that I’ve shared with him. Although, before I finally decided to end our relationship because he was having an affair. Maybe God would give me a better person than zayn.

Day after day, guy by guy, approached me but none can remove the figure of Zayn my heart, I still couldn’t  get rid of my feeling of love to Zayn. One day, I was watching a movie, a romantic movie, I liked the story of the movie, a main player is Shane West, I like him so bad. He's handsome and cool. I collected his photos from the internet.

A month later, I attended a seminar. I went with my friends. There, I met someone who can thrill my heart. His face looked like Shane West, but it’s my opinion. I couldn’t stop to see him. The feeling only I knew.

After the seminar was over, I came out of the room. Suddenly, the man who looked like shane west came up to me and we were became acquainted. He and I were in a relationship without status. At first I felt strange but my bad feeling lost because of his attitude proves that he loved me.

I always go to seminar with him. Came home from the seminar, he and I always spend the time together. I'd got what I want, I got a wonderful feeling, I could finally forget the figure zayn of my mind and heart. And started a love story with Daniel. Thank you very much for you, Daniel <3

Two days later, On Sunday. At my friend's party, Hanum. I came there with Daniel. There, I introduced Daniel to my friends. When Daniel was looked like unusual, he asked me to leave from the party. I and Daniel went from Hanum's party quickly. In the car, Daniel was still silent. He was like thinking about something. At that moment I didn’t want to disturb his mood.

Tomorrow, On Monday, Hanum called me and took me to the mall. When at mall, Hanum told me something, at which time I was very disappointed, upset, and I didn’t know what to do, my heart was complicated. Hanum told me that Daniel was Rossa's Boy . Rossa was my friend. I and Rossa had followed a same extracullicular test. I couldn’t think anymore when Hanum told me everything. My appetite was gone, my favorite spaghetti, I didn’t eat it well.

I came home with a huge sadness, a fragile heart. I called Daniel but Daniel didn’t answer it.  I cried, I felt like the dumbest woman on the earth. How could I love rossa's boyfriend?

I locked myself in my room, I couldn’t stop crying. My friends came to my house to persuade me to eat, but it’s failed. My room was full of beer bottles. I still couldn’t accept this. I've loved Daniel such as I loved Daniel Zayn. Daniel may just Daniel can remove the feeling love of Zayn ,

I can move on because of you, Daniel, Daniel. One day, Daniel came to my home. He knelt down to apologize to me. I just cried, I could not say a word. Daniel hugged me for of last time. Then he gave a wedding invitation, the wedding invitations of Daniel and Rossa. My heart nonstop pounding. My body was getting weaker when I opened the invitation. the tears ran down my cheeks unstoppable. I could not open my heart for another guy except Daniel. I've been very very very loved you Daniel. You are my fireman of my heart and then you destroy and burn up my heart </3

A Lucky Reporter

An actrees went to outside of a building which is used for the Grammy Awards. She was chased by many reporter while going to her private car.
Reporter : Excuse me miss, How is your relationship with Mr. Bradpitt?
Angelina Jolie : It runs well...
Reporter : What do you think about the rumors told by people?
Angelina Jolie : Just forget it, I'm sorry, I must go now..

Angelina left the reporters and got into the car, while the car leaving the reporters, the manager of Angelina Jolie was trying to call Bradpitt to make this problem clear.
Manager : (tut..tut..) Hello is this Bradpitt?
Bradpitt : Yup, what's up? who's this?
Manager : I'm manager of Angelina Jolie. Did you hear about the rumors? well, Angelina Jolie is now charged by a hundred of reporters.
Bradpitt : What? What the?! What kind of rumors?
Manager : What's happened between you and a magazine model? Based on rumors, you two took some shots together. And now, the pictures are spreading over the public. And you know what?it becomes a hot news! Be a proffesional kid!
Bradpitt : Hey man, your tone really makes me mad. Easy man! that is just my friend.
Manager : Well, i hope that you are true. Thank you. And don't forget . Be a proffesional (close the phone)
Bradpitt : Bloody hell!

And so the manager declared a restaurant to fill the stomaches. There was a reporter who always disturbs Angelina activity.
Reporter : Excuse me , do you still have a relationship with Bradpitt?
Angelina Jolie : Well, I'm really annoyed with these rumors. So, these are just about the gossips, right?
Reporter : Wait wait! take a look, we have the evidences. (show some pictures of Bradpitt with a model)
Angelina Jolie : (Taking a look photos) what is this? I can't believe what's going on. (some tears coming out)
Reporter : Are you Ok miss?
Angelina Jolie : Sorry.. (getting away from there)

In the car. Angelina Jolie didn't talk for a word. Suddenly, she thought about the reporters. She felt that she had somekind of different feeling to the reporter who is at the restaurant.
Manager : Well, you must to meet Bradpitt to clear this problem out..
Angelina Jolie : Okay..

Angelina Jolie and Bradpitt having dinner.
Bradpitt : Well, how can I say it, actually that rumors are true.
Angelina Jolie : What? what the hell! It's not funny. So, we end our relationship now!

Went to the home with her car, She was crying. And after a few days, She was confused, Because she couldn't stop to think about the reporter who had been at the restaurant a couple days before. Then at the night, She went to the restaurant to get some food. And the same reporter was there too.
Angelina Jolie : (Looking at reporter)
Reporter : Well, Miss. I'm sorry about a few days ago
Angelina Jolie : Well, It's okay. Let's eat together
Reporter : Thank you

After having meal
Reporter :Well, Miss, Did you remember? you were crying when i showed those photos off to you
Angelina Jolie :Well,well,forget it. I was so ashamed.
Reporter : Okay. I'm sorry..
Angelina Jolie : Well, that's a real embarrassment.
Reporter : ( Laughing) so how is your relationship with Mr.Bradpitt how?
Angelina Jolie : Your question is always annoying for me. But, I think I have a crush on you. Let me be with you from now on. So you can spread the rumors about our gossip.
Reporter : What? is this a dream?
Angelina Jolie : I'm serious.

THE END

WRITTEN BY :

• SHEIVA NURSABRINA
• ALBERT TITO
• DWI ANDITA MAHARANI
• FEBRI PRIBADI SETYO

  

SPOOF ~ laugh much as you like

Where Is It?

“Hey! What’s wrong?” Titus asked Okto because Okto was looking around like to find something in the class, but Okto didn’t answer him. Actually it was almost night, the school had been left by students since 1 hour before except Okto. 

“Why?! So, Is today my unlucky day?” Okto shouted into the tree which is located beside the school gate. So, Okto decided to head home. After that, he tried to calm down by drinking a glass of hot tea at his home, but he couldn’t! Because he couldn’t stop to think about his precious thing lost by himself at the school. Then his brother tried to talk with him, “Hey, what’s wrong bro?” But Okto was incredibly mad and shouted, “It’s NOT your business!” Then his brother shouted him back, “Calm down bro! It’s okay if you have a big fat!” Then Okto left him and went to the outside. He thinked that he had to report this to the police, he thinked that maybe someone stole his precious thing.

At the police office, he came to a police officer to report the problem.

“So, what’s your problem?”

Then Okto explained about all of them.

“Well, first, I went to the school at this morning until 3 pm. But, I was confused because my precious thing was lost! Actually I brought it to school but when the bell has rang, that thing is not everywhere, I tried to find it, But I still couldn’t find it!”

The police officer was starting to write the report and asked him more details. “Ok, what is that precious thing?”

“That is my pencil given by my grandfather, it is very expensive you know!”

After Okto answered the question, the police officer made a flat expression and asked, “So, what the heck is on your left ear?”

Then Okto tried to grab his left ear, “Oh my gosh!! This is my…”

“This is my very bad day for sure.” Finally he found his pencil, I mean his precious thing.

Why? 

Fahrul is an usual guy as a student in a High school. He is a freshman who is transfered from Malaysia. And now is his new term at the second grade of school. He was walking arround the school and he was like to find someone to submit the tasks as a new student given by his senior. He felt like being fooled by his senior, he tried and finally tired to find the senior.

“Excuse me, did you see Ayu the third grade student?” Fahrul tried to find some information to know where his senior is. He asked a girl student to gain information.

“Well, why do you want to find her?” The girl asked back to Fahrul.

With a panic expression, he said, “Well, sorry, I should submit my tasks to her.”

“O... I see, what is she like? Maybe I can help you, because there are more than 1 thousand Ayu in this school.”

“Well,  She wears a glasses, and rather fat, and actually she is rather ugly but has white complection, and the most unique that she has a big mouth!”

“Hey, can you see my nametag?” the girl showed him the nametag on her uniform.

“... Well, I... I’m so... I’m sorry!”

Fahrul found the girl, surely that she is Ayu that he wanted